Tuesday 14 February 2012

Is Angelina Jolie Just too Busy to Eat?




Good enough to eat? Pictured is a hungry Angelina
eyeing up a tasty Brad.


It can't be easy being Angelina Jolie. She has to juggle being a full-time mum, cope with the around-the-clock demands of Brad Pitt, and also find time to squeeze in a few multi-million dollar movie flops along the way. It's no wonder the poor cow's just too busy to eat.

Yes, that's right! Too busy to eat! Apparently the skeletal sex kitten is 
often so busy looking after her kids that she forgets to eat.

Now while the demands of motherhood may be fierce, frantic, and unforgiving, you can't really forget to eat, can you?

Forgetting to eat is not like forgetting to brush your teeth or wash your hair, it comes down to a simple case of survival. If you don't eat, you die! Or in the best case scenario, you turn into a strange and feeble bony beast with protruding shoulders, matchstick legs, a gaunt face and hollow eyes. Sound familiar?
A source told the Mail on Sunday that when Angelina Jolie does remember to eat, she just devours bowl after bowl of exotic and nutrient rich berries, much like a gluttonous and frightened rabbit.

The source claimed that the busy mum of six is so busy with her kids she forgets to eat and when she does she pigs out on organic fruit and vegetables and ignores the full buffet lunch which is often tantalizingly on offer in her presence.

So when the painfully thin Angie is not busy looking after her little ones or forgetting to eat, she does find a little quality time to sit in a quiet corner somewhere with a measly bowl of berries.

Sounds quite pathetic doesn't it? That's because it is. Here's the rub. If you're looking after kids, then you're feeding kids, and consequently you should be eating with the kids, not pretending that you don't have the time or that a bowl of berries is somehow enough to fuel the fire and feed the fat. It's not really any kind of example to be setting anyone.

Celebrities hey! They'll be forgetting to wipe their ass next.





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