Kate Middleton has been described as being one of the most dysfunctional, unpleasant and arrogant people on the planet by a pop star who was massive in the 1980s.
He may be well past his prime, over the hill and falling down the other side, but British pop tart Morrissey still enjoys having a regular dig at the royal family to keep his fading and withered pubic persona in the limelight.
The former lead singer with The Smiths is currently without a record deal, and has long been renowned for his outspoken comments, especially regarding the Windsor gang, who let’s face it, in recent months have given the cynical Brit plenty of bullets with which to patiently load his gun.
In a recent interview with the Herald Sun, the slightly portly and balding middle-aged bachelor not only derided Kate Middleton for being part of a family who are the most dysfunctional, unpleasant and arrogant people on the planet,” but also found the time to put the boot into old carrot top - Prince Harry.
Speaking of the ginger prince’s recent bout of deranged and crazed behaviour in Vegas, the snarling singer venomously quipped, “"I wasn't surprised by Harry in Vegas because he's always been an absolute idiot.” Ouch! Harry may have a history of dressing up in nazi uniforms, shooting rabbits, and doing naked Michael Jackson impersonations, but to call him an idiot is a bit harsh, especially when the phrase, “over privileged imbecile” would suffice.
Frothing at the mouth in righteous outrage, Morrissey added, “The monarchy is foremost a business, and it's important to them that the British public continue to finance the excessive luxurious lifestyles of the now quite enormous, wasteful and useless 'royal' family. I find it very sad. They are a sour soap opera, who should resign and retire,"
In the same interview, the vicious vegetarian, blast Prince William for shooting deer, attacks Prince Harry for shooting water buffalo, and calls the Duchess of Cambridge shockingly cruel for filling her under nourished face with fois gras.
Before pondering the hugely bizarre question of what the Prime Minister of Argentina, the Pope, or the Archbishop of Canterbury would make of Harry’s naked cry for help, Pippa Middleton’s gun obsessed mates, and the Queen’s psychopathic corgis, Morrissey barks like a put upon teenager, “No one knows because they weren’t asked. Anything unpleasant about the "royals" is buried as quickly as you can say 'Get Harry back to Afghanistan before the public wake up.' Aren't all dictatorships the same?”
It’s a fair point and one well made. Let’s just be thankful there’s someone still in the spotlight with enough clout to make it. Rock on Mozza you crazy bastard!
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