It appears Kate Middleton’s life has been targeted by her number one celebrity fan Angelina Jolie as fertile ground on which to sow the seeds of a new Hollywood movie on.
When you’re richer than the economy of some countries and as glamorous as a big lipped skeleton in designer clothes can be, fame for fame’s sake and sleeping with Brad Pitt may just not be enough to fill the dreaded down time in day after monotonous day spent counting your money and starring at your perfect reflection in antique mirrors.
So what’s an Angelina Jolie to do? Well, with her woeful string of failed relationships which are longer than a diseased tom cat’s tail, our Angie has blown her chances of ever marrying into royalty.
Yet, the plucky young thespian’s obsession with everything royal, and in particular, Kate Middleton, needs an outlet, and rumour has it that old Ang could be turning her obsession with the Duchess into a Hollywood film.
Buoyed by her success with her directional debut, The Land of Blood and Honey, the Oscar-winning actress is contemplating producing a flick based on the life of Prince William’s wife.
As we all know, after it was repeatedly rammed down our throats during the excessive TV coverage of Will and Kate’s big day, Middleton started life as a commoner and then after meeting the future King of England in college, she married into royalty and became a Princess. Wham, bam, thank-you man!
Kate’s story is pretty much perfect fodder for a Hollywood script, and Jolie is exactly the sort of delusional and deranged romantic to make it epic in a toe-curling and blood curdling sense.
Jolie is one of Kate and Will’s biggest fans and the star-struck little donkey even has a picture of the royal couple in the love nest she shares with Brad Pitt and her brood.
An insider told the Sun newspaper, "Angelina's fascinated by Kate and says she has a wonderful aura. She loves her look and common touch and says she and William radiate kindness and sincerity."
Let’s hope, if the movie is ever made, it is created in true Hollywood style. The commoner Kate could be portrayed as a rough as slate coal miner’s daughter from up North, with a fierce appetite for chips, mushy peas and stout, who likes nothing more than a bit of Greyhound racing and Bingo to add a bit of spark to her Saturday nights.
And then along comes Prince William, a man who sees beyond wealth, class and privilege to a peasant’s true worth. A true gentleman who saves our Kate from her bleak working class existence with the most royal of gestures.
Fingers crossed hey Angie!
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