Is Prince Wiliam Guilty of Giving Kate Middleton Too Many Sleepless Nights?

Kate Middleton is becoming so stressed at the thought of her 'Willy boy' leaving her she is suffering night after sleepless night.

She might be the future Queen of Britain, but the doe-eyed bombshell who turns 30 next week is only a mere mortal, and is fearfully worried about her husband Prince William's forthcoming tour of duty with the RAF.


It's a well known fact that newlyweds are unable to keep their hands off one another, but when the heir to the throne departs for a six-week tour to the Falkland Islands on February 1, the Duchess of Cambridge will be forced to endure her first period of prolonged separation from Prince William since their big day.


Consequently, Now magazine has reported that Kate Middleton is frantic with panic about attending official Royal events, alone, and without the reassuring presence of her affable and experienced husband who has been groomed in all matters regarding Royal protocol and etiquette since he was in diapers.


Kate, who before she became a Princess, was a run-of-the-mill commoner, is reportedly a bag of nerves at the prospect of saying the wrong thing or tripping up the stairs at a royal engagement.


Kate, who had to change her outfit five times during Christmas Day, needn't be so worried about messing up in public.


After all, when you're a Royal, you'll never walk alone, the eyes of the world are on you at all times. And if you can't sleep too well, there's always a plentiful supply of Gin to wash down those cocktail sausages. Chin up dear!

Is Justin Bieber Responsible for the Death of Rock N’ Roll?

Poor old Justin Bieber! He's equally loathed by hordes of hard rocking, guitar yielding rock jocks, as much as he is loved by swarms of brightly clothed and hyperactive pop kids, but is the Bieber boogie really responsible for killing rock n' roll?

Not according to The Black Keys, who lay the blame for the slow ruin of rock n' roll firmly at the door of - Nickelback.

That's right folks, Nickelback. The unassuming and un-memorable rockers whose windswept mediocrity and epic dullness has touched a nerve with a generation of fast living and hard rocking accountants.

The Black Keys have righteously declared that rock n' roll is dying, and drummer Patrick Carney growled menacingly during a Rolling Stone interview, "Rock and roll is dying because people became OK with Nickelback being the biggest band in the world."

Ok, so now it's been finally established that little old Justin Bieber is not responsible for killing rock n' roll, it does seem to be giving just a little too much credit to Nickelback to suggest they've single-handedly slaughtered a global phenomenon which has held generations of teenagers captive for over 50 years.

The Black Keys drummer elaborated by adding "People became OK with the idea that the biggest rock band in the world is always going to be shit - therefore you should never try to be the biggest rock band in the world. Fuck that.

"Rock and roll is the music I feel the most passionately about, and I don't like to see it fucking ruined and spoon-fed down our throats in this watered-down, post-grunge crap, horrendous shit."

Sure sounds like a sour case of musical elitism. Horrendous as it might sound, people listen to Nickelback records because they, (cough), like them. Same goes for Bieber. Nope! Neither of the aforementioned musical beasts killed rock n' roll - Elvis Presley and the Beatles did!

Dude Looks Like a Lady!

Aerosmith singer Steven Tyler may once have been king of the rockers but alarming pictures of the 63-year-old cut a very different picture indeed.

He's never been the most masculine of men but the aging rocker who likes nothing more than a bit of "Love in the Elevator" has always loved his women, to the point where he now appears to be turning into one.

The beachy keen singer was pictured recently in Hawaii wearing little more than a camouflaged thong and although Tyler may still be in pretty good shape for a pensioner with enough previous drug and alcohol issues to single-handedly fill a Betty Ford clinic, you can't help notice that the man has developed a very noticeable pair of 'man boobs', also known as 'moobs' and in some circles, 'bitch tits!'

Pictured is Tyler in action before things went tits up!

The Aerosmith ladies man is holidaying in Hawaii with his 38-year-old fiancé Erin Brady who is 25 years his junior and earmarked to be the third Mrs Steven Tyler.

The 'sexy' pictures of the wrinkled rock warrior appeared in the Daily Mail,  leading to mass outrage amongst many of the British newspaper readers who made many cruel but valid comments such as, "He is a multi millionaire, there is no reason for him to look like this he has not given birth to any babies," and "That photo has made me feel quite ill," but best of all was one poor reader, who no doubt after vomiting violently into their morning corn-flakes felt compelled to write, "Oh my eyes, my poor eyes!"

Prince William Encourages Poor People to do Better

During Prince William and Kate Middleton's recent visit to a homeless shelter for young people in London, the heir to the throne was praised as a powerful motivator of disadvantaged young people.

Prince William is the patron of the Centrepoint homeless charity and once famously slept rough on the streets of London for a few days in 2009.

Why? Because the fabulously rich and amazingly privileged occasionally get bored with spending their money, riding horses, cruising on yachts, drinking champagne and taking exotic holidays, and their big caring hearts yearn to face the daily grind and live the cash deprived ordeal than many of the lover classes, or peasants if you like, call life.

Usually the rich and privileged only want to dip their toe into the desperate and deprived world of the commoner for a day or two, and their 'reality' experience is always a very sanitized watered down version of the real mcoy.

However, it makes them feel good, justified, and righteous, and that's what counts. Well, that and the considerable media coverage.

During his time on the mean streets, Kate Middleton's husband was joined by the chief executive of Centrepoint - Seyi Obakin, who said about Prince Wiliam's visit to the homeless centre in the deprived London of Caberwell, "He always said he (Willy boy!) didn't want to be a stand off ornamental patron, so he takes an interest in what goes on with us and we keep him regularly briefed so he knows what's going on, on all fronts."

The Prince and Kate Middleton arrived in a chauffeur driven car decked out in designer gear and reeking of money, but Mr Obakin firmly believes that when a royal chats to a young person and then six months down the line meets them again and asks how they're doing, then, "that's hugely powerful for young people".

Mr Obakin added, "For somebody of his ilk, of his own accord to want to come here and meet them is a powerful motivator - says there is somebody who cares."