Has 'The Disease of Kings' Destroyed Little Kim's Fragile Mind?

It’s easy to dismiss Kim Jong-un as a chubby clown with a silly haircut but beneath those puffy features and beady eyes is a steel-trap mind and a ruthless will which could unleash great terror on the world if his ferociously fickle hand were to remain unchecked.

Fortunately for the free world Donald Trump is willing to get right in little Kim’s face and bellow belligerently about how they’ll be a great reckoning if the tubby little tyrant starts throwing his weight around on he world stage.

And so for now at least we have a peace with the ‘Dear Leader’ and North Korea. Yet for how long? All the evidence indicates that plucky Kim is suffering from what is historically renowned as the disease of kings, or as it’s more commonly known, gout.

Gout is a particular painful condition and can drive a man crazy with agony.

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Is Tom Cruise Hollywood's last great thespian stunt.............man!

There’s a lot of things you can call Tom Cruise. Thespian, scientologist, an impish rogue, a maverick, a little man with a towering personality. Yet there’s one cap that just doesn’t fit the diminutive Hollywood heavyweight and that’s the one worn by cowardly yellow-belly actors who are too darn pampered and precious to get their hands dirty and do their own stunts.

Cruise has always made it a point of pride to preform almost all of his own stunts throughout his glittering career. He’s the action man’s action man.

In a world where health and safety regulations have become a religion and where going out on a limb is just as scary as breaking one, Cruise leads the charge when it comes to putting your body on the line for something which is as pure as the driven snow and gets your heart beating like a Keith Moon drum solo – a good old fashioned adrenaline rush.

It’s all too easy to forget in these end times of bovine vacuousness and vicarious existence that human-beings were designed to move around a lot. We were meant to skip, hop, dance, run, jump and in some cases throw ourselves out of planes and hurtle through the skies, not sit on a sofa and drown in a tsunami of saturated fat and artificial preservatives.

As The Doors’ legendary frontman Jim Morrison once said, “We are content with the ‘given’ in sensation’s quest. We have been metamorphised from a mad body dancing on hillsides to a pair of eyes staring in the dark.”

Not our Tom however. In a world increasingly withered, worn and tied up with the tyranny of the cautious, Mr Cruise is thundering down the highway to hell and going all out to keep it real.

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Would you consider your partner a cheat if they had sex with a robot?

Picture the scene. You return home early from a hard day at the office. You park the car and walk through the door looking forward to spending some quality time with your significant other. You creep through the door and get an eyeful of something which stalks your most jealous nightmares; your partner locked in a steamy clinch with a complete stranger.

“God no!” You cry. “How could you do this to me you treacherous toad!” Your partner dimly looks up from their passionate embrace and snaps, “Relax honey. I’m not having sex with a real person it’s just a robot.”

“Phew! That’s a relief,” you sigh. And then leave the room to open a bottle of wine and put some romantic tunes on while your partner finishes getting frisky with the hardware.

Admittedly, it’s an unlikely scenario, but according to experts, it’s one which is to become extremely common in the near future as sex robots become the next must-have gadget.

Here’s the thing. Would sex with a robot be considered cheating or would we just dismiss it as nothing to get hot under the collar about?

According to a survey in the UK, 40 percent of Britons wouldn’t regard sex with a robot as cheating.

Apparently, one in three Brits would entertain a little bump and grind with a robot. And nearly half of those surveyed believe we’ll be having relationships with robots instead of humans by 2050. Meanwhile, only 30 percent of those asked admitted they would be ‘horrified’ if one of their buddies decided to get intimate with a robot.

The survey comes just after a Barcelona firm that manufactures sex dolls announced its intentions to open a sex doll brothel in the UK.

Sex specialist Trudy Barber told the Daily Mail, “It comes as no great surprise that sex brothels are developing. It is an easy way of monetizing sex without major overhead costs, and changes the role of the pimp or brothel madam to more of a sex entertainment technologist.”

According to experts, Sexbots will take a place of pride in wealthy households as soon as 2025. And they predict that at some point in the future, more and more of us will be making love to a soulless machine. Beep! Beep!